One day a white and black men were sitting at park. The black man was selling bananas while the white guy was just taking his monkey to the park. Then the black man wanted to go to the toilet and asked the white guy to look after his bananas, the white guy agree. When the [...]
jamaa m1 aliiba Tv akaibeba akaanza kukimbia nayo kumbe kwenye ile nyumba kulikuwa na mgonjwa wa akili akaanza kumkimbiza yule mwz kila akiongeza mbio na mwezie huyu hapa,kuona hivyo yule mwizi akasalim amri ikambidi asimame, yule mgonjwa wa akili akamsogelea na kumwambia umesahau remote hii hapa…….
A professor was travelling by boat,on their way he asked the sailor ‘Do u know Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embraeology? Epidemology? ‘NO’ said the sailor. … Prof got angry and said ‘what the hell do u know? You will die of illetracy’ One hour later the boat started sinking.The sailor looked. @ prof and said’ Do [...]
”class, can u please name a few gases ?” asked the teacher kamau: oxygen ! Omosh: Carbon Dioxide Teacher: very well both of u ! … Moraa is at the back laughing hard, when asked why, he replies, “madam pls u 4got onetype of gas” Teacher: well, tell us [...]
mume kasahau kwenye kochi simu yake mke kaja akachukua akataka kujua mume wake kamsevu jina gani ni sweety,honey,baby n.k akabeep simu mume wake ikatokea AUGUSTINO MCHONGA MAJENEZA,
Chifu alitaka kujua idadi ya makahaba kwenye kijiji chake. Makahaba walipokuwa kwenye foleni bibi 1 akapita akamuona mjukuu wake yumo katika foleni, bibi akauliza..hapa kuna nini? Mjukuu akamjibu”chifu anagawa maembe” bibi nae akaunga foleni, chifu katika kupita kwenye foleni akamuona bibi,akamuuliza”na wewe bibi upo humu?” bibi akajibu “tena mimi ni stadi wa kunyonya na kulamba [...]
mlevi mmoja alikwenda toilet usiku baada ya kurudi room mazungumzo na mke wake yalikua ivi mlevi:my wife have you put an automatic bulb in the toilet? mke:no my hubby,wat happened kwani? mlevi:ooh…its bcoz once i opened da door it switched on itslf and wen i closed da door it switched off. mke:hooh gosh noo! ushakojoa [...]
a nigerian mothers says after receiving news that her teen daughter is pregnant “chineeke,my daughter u have killed me oooo,i told you if a man touches ur breast say DONT and if he touchez ur pussy say STOP…u dint listen to me u stupid girl’the gal replied “but mama i did..he was touching both places so [...]
mateja wawili walikuwa wanasmoke weed chini ya muembe wakaamua kuangua embe baada ya trials kadhaa wakawa wana miss gafla mmoja akasuggest kuwa walicheck kama lime iva kwanza, kwani itakuwa waist of time kama ni bichi mmoja akapanda akaona limeiva then akashuka kuendelea kuliangua lile embe
TEJA: eti Mungu miaka elfu kumi sawasawa na muda gani kwako…..? MUNGU: kwangu sawa na dakika sifuri tu. TEJA: na je shillingi billioni 100? MUNGU: hiyo kwangu ni shillingi kumi tu TEJA: basi Mungu naomba shillingi kumi MUNGU: subiri baada ya dakika sifuri tu utapata.